unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(via unclefather)


N°4 in the Series "Favourite SPN Shots"
1x04 "Phantom Traveler"
"I could sleep
I could sleep
When I lived alone
Is there a ghost in my house?”

(via harderdean)


dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via yelled)


59oz:

just fucking grab my ass and push me up against the fucking wall

(via freeyour-run)


If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

(via lushlyps)

if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

(via luckysuckyfucky)

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sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

image

(via phd-in-lycanthropy)



thebisexualblogger:

You can have a gender preference and still be bisexual. You are still 100% bi. You are valid.

(via phd-in-lycanthropy)


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fouette:

sleeping in your boyfriend’s arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world

(via crystallized-teardrops)


north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
north american education system: COLLEGE
north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

(via yelled)


emotionated:

IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!

(via troublemakerheartbreaker)